[Clears Out Cobwebs; Coughs]

Hi there! Things have been inactive, because I have been very very active. Heartbreakingly, soul-wreckingly active. Kill-yourself-with-a-butter-knife active. Stomach-flu-and-muscle-relaxant-active. Law-school-admissions-process active. Hideously active. "To the pain" active. I'm out of descriptives. I will be back shortly with amusing anonymousized anecdotes, as is my wont.