Liveblogging Legal Writing and Research

You never believe how painful it is until you're there.

I have officially run out of websites with which to procrastinate, and may be forced to start paying attention.

At least, all the websites I can read without the people behind me looking over my shoulder thinking I'm a freak. So, no bridal websites and no Crime Library. Ahem.

Was anyone aware that legal citations A) make no sense and B) are no better than Chicago and C) are so intensely preoccupied with the most MEANINGLESS MINDLESS MINUTIAE? Because now I am. And I felt that I should share that with you.

I miss my big beautiful Chicago Manual of Style. Come give kisses, Chicago.

I feel as though I am being hypnotized. Possibly I just need a nap. Everything feels heavy.

EVERYONE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS NOW. I have got BUSINESS to attend to. LET US GO, CLIMENKO FELLOW/WRITING INSTRUCTOR and also STUDENT ADVISORS.

GO GO GO I WANT TO GO NOW.

We have half an hour left officially.

We just got a new assignment. I am personally overjoyed by this. It will take approximately forever and be worth nothing to us.

My neck is starting to twitch.

AHA!

I forgot about Solitaire!

Peace out, sugar boogers.